Here is a poem Britney Spears posted on her website site November 10, 2004. It’s about her honeymoon with

Kevin Federline.

Honeymoon Poem

A honeymoon at last, to get away from it all

My assistant Fe gave me the call.

I remember it well, as she was smilin’

She said it was called Turtle Island.

I packed my bags light and quick,

Then grabbed my pink dress & favorite lipstick.

We hopped on a plane and took our flight

I slept really well, all through the night.

As we arrive, I turn and look out the door,

People are greeting us right at the shore.

A meal, a shower and some ice cream

Then I threw my man down, you know what I mean!

Magical nights filled with stars

Silence is golden, no running cars.

Private dinners, romantic fires

Little piece of heaven, whatever your heart desires.

Friendly “hellos” and never goodbyes

When you’re having fun, oh, how time flies!

As we sit and prepare to make our part

I thank you, Turtle Island, with all my heart!

~ Britney

Ok, people. Is it just me or does this seem like a fourth grader wrote it? Gross!! And by the way Brit, smilin’ and island don’t rhyme. Green Eggs and Ham must be the most extensive poetry she’s ever read.