Life in the slow lane has its own unique risks, apparently.

Kerpens Clercira was driving in Vero Beach about 5 mph — in a 45 mph zone –and still couldn’t keep in a single lane, records show, reports Will Greenlee in his Off the Beat blog for TCPalm.com in Stuart.

When another deputy arrived and extended his arm to Clercira for a handshake, he reportedly missed the deputy’s hand.

Clercira ‘fessed up to having a couple of margarita’s, which must have been gigante judging from his BAL.

Just how big were those margaritas?

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