Brtiney Spears is preggers and Anna Nicole Smith just announced she’s expecting too. We can only take bets on which mom is going to be in the tabloids more. Here’s how the blonde bombshells measure up.
Name: Britney Jean Spears
Age: 24
Height: 5′ 4″
Brithday: December 2, 1981
Zodiac sign: Saggitarius
Accent: Louisiana drawl
Impregnated by: Loser ex-dancer Kevin Federline
Claim to fame: Biggest pop star in the world
Career killer: hooking up with K-Fed
Fakest feature: singing voice
Stupid reality show: Chaotic
Special skills: Dancing and grinding on stage like stripper.
Biggest loss: her fan base
How she screwed up son she already has: Drove with Sean Preston on her lap; nearly dropped him shopping
Name: Anna Nicole Smith aka Vickie Lynn Hogan
Age: 38
Height: 5′ 11″
Brithday: November 28, 1967
Zodiac sign: Saggitarius
Accent: Texas all the way
Impregnated by: Loser paparazzo Larry Birkhead
Claim to fame: former Guess jeans model and 1993 playmate of the year.
Career killer:Marrying 90-year-old J. Howard Marshall II when she was 26.
Fakest feature: breasts
Stupid reality show: The Anna Nicole Smith Show
Special skills: Actually was a stripper.
Biggest Loss: 70 pounds on TrimSpa.
How she screwed up son she already has: Embarrasses her 19-year-old son Daniel daily.
